The associated press is reporting tonight that Chuck Norris of Walker, Texas Ranger fame has been made an honorary member by the historic Texas law agency. The presentation was made to Norris by none other than Texas Governor Rick Perry. Norris played a Texas ranger for years on a weekly television series. Years later, when NBC bought the rights to the show, Conan Obrien (then at NBC) featured excerpts from "Walker" that somehow always turned out hilarious. Chuck Norris is now 70 years old. There is no word on whether he'll be eligible for a Texas Ranger pension.