|Too Late Laredo! We did it to y'all again!!.....Losers!|
The new Laredo baseball team is called the Lemurs. These animals are classified as primates and are native to Madagascar, thousands of miles away from our great Gateway City. With many strong names available that were vastly more suitable to our area of the country, the nitwits voted for Lemurs.
My theory is that these carpetbaggers who so easily pulled a fast and expensive one over our city council and mayor have a plan. Their plan includes knowing that this venture will probably fail and fail fast. They hope to have some initial success by linking their sorry effort to the animated motion picture Madagascar 3 which is scheduled to be released in June of 2012. By sheer coincidence, this is roughly around the time that the lame lemurs will be starting their inaugural season.
We all know what the theme song will be : "You got to move it, move it" or whatever the name is. The most impressionable Laredoans (next to the city staff, council and mayor) are, of course, the kids. They will certainly drag the parents along simply because they cannot go alone. Look for the mascot to bare a very uncanny similarity to the movie's Lemur King.
Arena Ventures came, saw and conquered our city coffers, the similarly-named Ventura group is naturally doing the same. I'm sure the word has spread far and wide. Laredo is full of dolts who are only too willing to waste their citizens' money on stupid ideas sold to them by out of town