|Yes, at Pitchforks & Torches, we also carry rope for all ocassions|
Thanks to a brand new "Pitchforks & Torches" outlet now open in Laredo's West Side, Laredoans of all walks of life will now have plenty to do during the high-brow WBCA festivities. Forget income-inequality: this is a time for all Gateway City residents to celebrate.
Although most of the commoners or barriofolk will be kept outside the gates of many an oppulent WBCA event, La Raza can now fully enjoy the goings on under the flickering warm flames of their authenic, hand-made torches while simultaneously jabbing their pitchforks up and down in the air. You could say it's a scene straight out of the French Revolution, or at least straight out of a 1930s Frankenstein Movie.
Pitchforkes and Torches always carries a complete line of peasants' garb at a low-brow price. For those who wish to partake of some adult beverages during the storming of the Martha's Ball, check out our vintage drinking vessels and gourds.