Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Like finding two needles in a haystack

A couple of days ago, I was listening to the best news source in town- KLNT, OK, besides the BOLAS-certified blogs of course, when I heard ol' Richard Noriega recount a story about an incident down in the Texas valley. Reportedly, an individual had been beaten outside a bar and the police were still looking for the alleged assailants.

The descrption the police had provided for the two men went as follows: 2 Hispanic males, in their late 20s to early 30s, heavyset, with shaved heads and several tattos on their hands and arms.

Good luck in find those suspects, I think you just succeeded in describing at least 50 percent of the South Texas males in that age group, if not more.


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  2. Kind of like when I was a deputy in KCMO in the middle 70's and a broadcast would go out as such:

    2 males (pick a race) driving a white 1966 Chev. Impala wanted for........

    Every other car in KCMO in the mid 70's was a white 1966 Chev Impala...

  3. Hey I still see some of them down here, but they're usually low-riders nowadays. Galaxy 500s were all over the place too as I remember.